
D. E. Larsen, DVM
It had been a long day of job hunting, and I was tired. I leaned back on the bar stool and took a sip from my beer glass.
“My job with the cable company isn’t going to work this year,” I said as Jim took a seat next to me. “I have been job hunting all day. Everyone would hire me, but not on a part-time basis.”
Jim ordered a beer and turned his attention to my dilemma.
“You need to go down to Dorsey Bus Company and apply for a relief driver,” Jim said. “The only problem is you will need a chauffeur license. But they will hire you in a minute. I worked there for a couple of years; if you pressure them, they will give all the work you want.”
“I don’t need a lot,” I said. “With the GI Bill, all I need is enough for some spending money.”
“Go talk with them,” Jim said. “It will be perfect for you. Tell Paul I sent you. I left on good terms. My name might still mean something.”
After my beer, I cut the evening short. Jim had given me a good lead, and I needed some time to think about it.
The next morning, at about ten, I walked into the office of the Dorsey Bus Company and announced that I was there looking for a job. After I filled out an application, the receptionist ushered me into Paul’s office.
Paul glanced at me a couple of times as he looked over my application.
“This looks pretty good,” Paul said. “The problem is we have already filled our staffing needs.”
“I’m not looking for a full-time job,” I said. “Jim told me you were always looking for relief drivers. I go to school at OSU. I think my schedule would allow me to be available for relief most days in the afternoon and a couple of days in the mornings.”
“I remember Jim,” Paul said. “Let’s grab a bus and go for a drive.”
Paul picked up a set of keys as we headed out the back door toward the bus garage. I drove through a few back streets, and then we headed out of town. Paul had me stop in the middle of a steep hill.
When I restarted without a hitch, that was the end of the drive.
“That’s enough for me,” Paul said. “Leave your schedule with the front desk, along with your telephone number, and we will get on a relief list.”
That began a year of driving a school bus several days a week.
My first route proved exciting. It was a short morning route, all within the city limits. I had a good map and pickup times, so following the path was an easy chore.
I was on the last leg of the route, with the bus mostly full of a well-behaved bunch of kids. A steep hill loomed ahead. I shifted down and gave the old bus a little gas. As we started up the hill, the kids went wild. Jumping up and down, hollering and screaming. I topped the hill and turned right for my last stop. Even the kids to be picked up were excited.
Finally, a young lady in the seat behind me leaned forward and spoke in a near whisper.
“The lady that usually drives this route never goes up that hill,” the young lady said. “She tried it the first of the year a couple of times, but she couldn’t get to the top. She goes around; it is about a six-block detour. This was a lot more fun.”
When the old male drivers realized that I was driving relief, they were quick to request me for their relief. In fact, George went so far as to request my schedule of availability.
George was one of the most senior bus drivers and had two routes. One elementary route, out highway twenty, and then a high school route, out highway thirty-four.
My first relief for George was exciting. With a busload of first through third-grade students, I headed out of Highway 34 in heavy traffic. Just past the Children’s Farm Home, a fight broke out between a couple of students in the back of the bus. This was an absolute slugfest; I was surprised at the nature of the battle for such young kids.
I pulled over and stopped the bus. In a deep voice, I gently suggested that the boys stop the fight and take their seats. Then, I walked back to separate the two boys.
It turns out they were brothers, twins, in fact. They were likely well-practiced in fighting. I grabbed the one closest to me by the shoulder.
“You come up to the front of the bus and sit near me,” I said.
“Don’t tell Mom,” the young man said, more worried about the punishment waiting at home than any damage from the fight.
“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m not going to tell anyone. You guys need to behave when you are on my bus.”
“This is George’s bus!” a little girl in the front seat said.
“When I’m driving, it is my bus,” I said. “And I’m not going to tell anyone about this little fight.”
I finished dropping off the elementary kids and returned to high school for the second leg of the route. The bus was packed when I left the school, and the kids were in good spirits. The noise level was high but not distracting. This route crossed the river on Highway 20.
The moon phase must have been just right because I hadn’t come to the first stop when two girls got into a fight.
These kids were older, and this called for my sergeant’s voice. I pulled the bus over and stopped. Standing up, my voice quieted the bus immediately. I worked my way back to the fight and separated the girls.
When I sat the one girl down in an open seat close to the front of the bus, I noticed she had a handful of hair. I mean a handful, not just a few stray hairs. I checked on the other girl. She said she was okay.
When I got back to my seat, I couldn’t help but smile.
One of the boys behind me noticed the smile.
“He’s laughing!” the boy shouted.
Any semblance of control was lost at that point, and the bus erupted in laughter.
When the girl with a handful of hair got off at her stop, she paused at the door and looked at me with tears in her eyes.
“Please don’t report this,” she said.
“I saw nothing,” I said.
The rest of the route was uneventful.
It was several days later when George stopped me in the bus garage.
“All the kids couldn’t wait to tell me about you,” George said. “Everyone liked the way you handled those problems. And I think it sounded pretty good. Any time I’m gone, I going to request you for the relief driver.”
I became busy following George’s endorsement to the extent that I had to cut out a day of availability.
Paul was sorry to see me graduate. When I picked up my check at his house as I was leaving town, he expressed his regret at not having me around the following year.
Paul’s surname was the same as my grandmother’s maiden name. At the time, it didn’t mean anything to me. But later, when we started doing genealogy, I always wondered if we weren’t related in a way. I have never researched that connection.
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