The Ultimate Kiss 

D. E. Larsen, DVM

I watched Bob and Ellen sitting in the reception room with Ginger sitting on Ellen’s lap. Ginger was sort of a dirty white Shih Tzu who was getting older. 

Dixie was just helping Bob up and getting them into an exam room. Bob was suffering from arthritis, and with his advancing age, he had trouble getting around.

When I entered the room, Bob was still trying to get comfortable in the chair. Ellen was standing at the exam table holding Ginger and waiting for Dixies to get a fleece pad for the table.

“Thank you,” Ellen said as Dixie laid the fleece on the exam table. “Ginger hates that cold steel tabletop.”

“Bull!” Bob said. “That damn dog sleeps on the cold kitchen floor and doesn’t say a word.”

“What’s up with Ginger today?” I asked.

“Not much,” Bod said. “She’s just here to spend some more of my hard-earned money.”

Ellen frowned as she looked at Bob, a signal to shut up.

“I thought she died last night, Doctor,” Ellen said. “I was cooking dinner, and she was excited about a possible little tidbit. She was jumping around my feet, then suddenly, she just fell over dead. She just laid on the floor, not moving a muscle. I didn’t know what to do. Then after a minute or so, she just sat and got up, and she was fine, just like nothing had happened. I was crying and swooped her up and hugged her so.”

“And she burned my fried potatoes,” Bob said.

Ellen was back to holding Ginger, hugging her tightly to her chest and glaring at Bob. She gave Ginger a kiss, and Ginger responded by licking her cheek.

“She kisses the dog all the time but won’t even give me a peck on the cheek,” Bob said.

“Let’s set Ginger down, and I’ll get a look at her,” I said.

I grabbed Ginger by her hips; she was thinner than I remembered. Glancing at her chart, I could see she had lost a couple of pounds from her last visit nearly two years ago. That was a substantial weight loss for a fifteen-pound dog. When my hand moved to her ribs, I could feel the vibrations on the side of her chest. Ginger had a pronounced heart murmur.

After listening to the loud bounding murmur on her chest with my stethoscope, I turned Ginger around and looked at her face and neck. I noted that I saw a pulse in her jugular veins. Then I opened her mouth.

Ginger’s mouth was a mess. There was heavy tartar accumulation on her teeth from years of neglect. Notes in Ginger’s chart told of multiple recommendations to have her teeth cleaned, and all those suggestions went unheeded. She literally had teeth that were being held in place by the tartar. With the heavy tartar, there was severe periodontal disease. The gums were receding, and there was exudate around some of the larger teeth in the mouth.

“What is going on with my Ginger, Doctor?” Ellen asked.

“We have multiple problems, Ellen,” I said. “And all of the problems are tied together. The fainting spell you saw last night resulted from congestive heart failure. The heart doesn’t pump enough blood to the brain for a lot of activity, and Ginger faints and falls over for a moment. She was actually close to death. Then blood returns to the brain, and she wakes up like nothing happened. Heart failure is caused by a heart valve that is leaking badly. Ginger has a grade four heart murmur. That is caused by a condition called endocarditis. An infection settles onto the heart valves and causes them to scar in a manner that makes them unable to do their job.”

“Where would she get such an infection?” Ellen asked.

“Her mouth is the source of the infection,” I said. “Ginger has heavy dental tartar on her teeth and severe periodontal disease. That causes bacteria to get into the bloodstream and circulate through the body. The heart valve problem directly results from that infection, and there may also be other problems. The bacteria also insults the kidneys, the liver, and actually, any other compromised tissues.”

“This sounds really serious,” Ellen said. “Can it all be fixed?”

“Sure, it can be fixed,” Bob said. “We will just have to take out a second mortgage on the house, is all.”

“You be quiet!” Ellen said. “You spend enough on yourself. You don’t have any right to make decisions on my Ginger.”

“What do we need to do to help Ginger?” Ellen asked.

“You hit the nail on the head with that question, Ellen,” I said. “If we are lucky, we can still help Ginger. But some of this can’t be fixed. We need to get some blood work and check her liver and kidneys. Then we need to start her on some antibiotics and get her on some medication for her heart. Ideally, we should get a chest x-ray and do an electrocardiogram, but that can be elective. If it looks like everything is good enough for her to have anesthesia, then we need to clean her teeth and extract the bad teeth.”

“Does she have to have anesthesia to clean her teeth?” Ellen asked. “That sounds awful risky with her heart stuff.”

“Yes, she needs anesthesia to do the dental work,” I said. “And, yes, it is a risky procedure with Ginger’s heart issue. But we will do everything we can to lessen that risk. If we don’t clean her mouth up, we won’t be able to buy her any time.”

“You said some of this can’t be fixed,” Bob said. “What do you mean by that?”

“If you or I have a heart valve that is not working, they give you a new heart valve,” I said. “That is not available in the dog. When we do all of this, Ginger will still have a bad heart valve and congestive heart failure for the rest of her life. We can manage that with medication. And cleaning up her mouth will keep the heart valve from worsening, but there isn’t anything we can do to fix the heart.”

“Ellen, we need to talk about this,” Bob said. “We will spend all this money, and Ginger will still drop dead on us. Just like last night.”

“You’re sort of right, Bob,” I said. “The heart issue is still going to be there. But if her liver and kidneys are okay, we can manage it pretty well, sometimes for several years. But Ginger will lose some teeth, maybe most of her teeth and the risk of the procedure is real. She could die under anesthesia. You will be surprised at how much better she will feel when it is done. And her mouth will not smell like it does today.”

“Doctor, you just do what needs to be done,” Ellen said. “If she dies on the table, so be it. If we are going to help her, we have to assume some risk. So be it if Bob has to sell his truck to pay for it all. He can’t get into the damn thing anymore, anyhow.”

So Ellen brought the discussion to a close. We were going to fix Ginger, one way or another.

“If you can leave her with us for a few hours today, we will get some blood and do her chest x-rays and EKG,” I said. “Then we will get her on some antibiotics and medication for her heart.”

“When will you take care of her mouth,” Ellen asked. “That will depend on how well she responds to the heart medication. But it will at least be next week, I want her on antibiotics for some time to reduce the infection in that mouth.”

***

Ginger’s bloodwork showed mostly normal values, and that allowed us to get her started on her heart medication and antibiotics. 

By the following week, she was feeling better, and her mouth infection was mostly resolved.

“We can schedule her dental work now,” I said as I finished checking Ginger over. “You understand now that she will lose some of her teeth, maybe most of them.”

“I am worried that she won’t be able to eat,” Ellen said. 

“If you watch a dog eat, they don’t do a lot of chewing,” I said. “With her heart, she will be on a special diet now. She won’t miss having those teeth. And she will feel much better with them out of there.”

***

Ginger went home with only her four canine teeth remaining in her mouth. Her mouth had healed well on her recheck, and Ellen was pleased with how well she was doing. 

It was another two weeks before I saw Bob again. He came by the clinic with a check for their account and asked to talk with me.

“Doc, I just wanted to thank you for your work on Ginger,” Bob said. “She is almost feeling like a puppy again. We know she lives on borrowed time, but at least that time is good. And you know, Ellen even seems to enjoy life a little more now. We are getting along a lot better, and she even gave me a little peck on the cheek the other day.”

“That’s all good news, Bob,” I said. “Hopefully, we can keep Ginger going for a few more years.”

***

Ginger did well for a couple of years. The third year was really rough. Her heart had done just about all it could. Bob and Ellen finally decided to put her out of her misery. It was a hard decision. Those decisions are always challenging, and the event is difficult. But most of the time, it is the best thing to do.

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Note to My Readers

I have mentioned before that my fifth book has been published on Amazon. All Kindle versions of my books will be available for free during the coming Labor Day weekend. With the exception of Lambs & Crab Legs, which is only available for free on Sunday. Links to those books are below.

Print copies are available for purchase on Amazon, also locally at Lillies and Lovelies on Long Street in Sweet Home, or by contacting me by email at d.e.larsen.dvm@peak.org.

1. The Last Cow in the Chute

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2. Widow Woman’s Ranch

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3. Lambs and Crab Legs

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4. The Daughter’s Horse

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5. The Making of a Country Veterinarian

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The Change of Life, from the Archives

D. E. Larsen, DVM

“Jim is out front and wants to talk with you about that radio transmitter tower that he was talking about yesterday, Sandy said. “He says he has some new information.”

“Jim, how are you doing today,” I said as I offered my hand to shake.

“Sandy says you have some more information.”

“Yes, I found a tower that we could lease space on for a repeater,” Jim said. “This is a hundred-foot tower on Marks Ridge, and we can get a space at the forty-foot level for twenty-nine dollars a month. That removes all the upfront cost for tower construction that I was talking about yesterday.”

“Jim, I know you are excited about this repeater, but I’m not sure that it will help me out a lot. For the initial expenses and then monthly tower fees, it just seems like too much expense for my needs.”

“Don’t worry about the monthly tower fees,” Jim said. “We will have plenty of people using the service to cover those costs. They will also allow us to repay the money you put out to get things started. And then when we are at full steam, we will have a steady revenue stream for income and to cover any operating and maintenance expense.”

“Check with me next week,” I said. “I am going to talk with a couple of the loggers and forestry guys around here to get a feel for their experience with the repeaters they use.”

“Okay, but don’t take too long to make a decision. I have to push ahead, and if I come up with another investor, I will have to go with them.”

“Don’t let me slow you down, Jim,” I said. “I have to be careful with my capital. A veterinary clinic in a small town doesn’t make a fortune.”

***

Every Tuesday, I attended a Rotary lunch meeting. It gave me a good break from the office, and I could mingle with other business people in town. This Tuesday, I grabbed a seat beside Jack. He would be the most knowledgeable about the use of radio communications in the area.

My experience in the Army was closely tied to radio and radar reception all over the world. I knew from that experience that the tower and repeater Jim was pushing would have definite limitations in the many little valleys around Sweet Home.

“Jack, I want to pick your brain a little today,” I said as I slid into the chair beside him.

“That might not take very long,” Jack said with a big smile.

“I have a guy wanting me to go in partners with him to install a radio repeater on a tower on Marks Ridge,” I said. “You have guys out and about all the time. What is your experience with radio reception around Sweet Home?”

“If you think you’ll have a functional radio connection with your office from a single tower on Marks Ridge, you’ll be disappointed,” Jack said. “We purchase usage on multiple towers around the area, many towers really. We do pretty well, most of the time, finding one that we can use. But there are areas that we have no reception. And that is with the use of many repeaters and multiple frequencies.”

“That is what I was afraid of when I was looking at the map,” I said. “Line of sight frequencies don’t tend to go through ridges very well. I think I will just have to continue doing things the way I’ve done them since I came to town.

***

It was some years later that the cell phone was thrust upon the world. The first models were large and cumbersome, and reception in the Sweet Home area was limited. But things progressed.

Bob Lester joined my practice for several years, and we needed to have a little better communication when on farm calls. Finally, Motorola came out with a handheld cell phone. It was still large but smaller than the old walkie-talkie that the Army used. It didn’t fit in your pocket, but it was functional for us.

***

Thursday golf was a big event for me most of the time. I liked it mainly because the phone never rang on the golf course. This one Thursday, Bob was gone, but I had this new cell phone.

Sandy came out of the office as I was getting in the truck to head to the golf course.

“You need to take this with you,” she said, holding the cell phone out to me.

“I guess it will fit in my golf bag,” I said as I took the phone and unzipped the side pocket of my golf bag. I switched the phone on and zipped up the bag, not giving it much thought.

The game went well. I golfed with the same group of guys most of the time. This week, we were in the Men’s club game and played a skins game amongst our group.

In our skins game, the skins that were not won on a hole carried over to the next hole. It was one tie, all tie game, and you had to have the low score on the hole to win the skin. This day, everyone was playing well, and when we came to the seventh tee, no one had won a skin yet. This hole was worth seven skins. At two bits a skin, this hole was worth seven dollars.

The seventh hole at Pineway Golf Course was a par three hole that played about a hundred and fifty yards to a small, sloping green. I hit a hard eight iron and stuck my ball about four feet from the hole.

Everyone was on the green, but I was closest to the pin. The others all putted and had tap-ins for their pars. I had the stage with the only realistic birdie putt.

I carefully addressed the putt.

“What is that,” Gil said as he looked around.

I thought he was trying to distract me from concentrating on the putt that was facing me.

“There it is again,” Jim said. “What the heck is it.”

Then it happened again. I heard it this time.

“It’s coming from Larsen’s bag,” Mike said.

Oh no! It was that damn phone, and it kept ringing.

“Just a minute,” I said as I walked over and unzipped my golf bag. I picked up the phone. The ringing stopped, so I returned it to the bag and zipped up the pocket.

“What’s that thing,” Jim asked again.

“It’s a new cell phone,” I said.

“You better get rid of that before it takes over your life,” Mike said. “We can’t play a game with that thing ringing in the background.”

I addressed the putt again, and the phone started ringing. I concentrated on the hole and stroked the putt. 

The putt broke to the right. The ball rolled up to the edge of the hole and seemed to stop for a moment. The phone rang again, and the ball fell into the hole.

“So that how it works, the damn phone pushes the ball into the hole,” Jim said.

“Seven skins,” I said. “Not bad with the phone ringing in the background.”

Everyone picked up their bags and headed for the eighth hole. I took the phone and called Sandy.

“I was just wondering when you were going to be home for dinner,” Sandy said.

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