Gus and Blackie

D. E. Larsen, DVM

We watched as Blackie hurried across Main Street, almost in the crosswalk and with no regard for the traffic light, his long leash trailing behind him. Blackie was a Dachshund cross, solid black in color, and the structure of a Dachshund. 

Blackie was always in the lead and always seemed to know where they were going. And not too far behind, came Gus. Gus, with his narrow brimmed hat, cocked to the side of his head and sporting a grouse feather stuck in its band. 

Gus was much slower afoot than Blackie and walked with a broom. He walked a little bent over, favoring his lower back. He always gave the appearance of someone who just got out of bed and dressed quickly. Never getting everything on just right. His shirt was half tucked in, and his greying hair was sticking out from under his hat in all directions.

Blackie was at the clinic door now, patiently waiting for Gus to arrive. The leash strung out on the sidewalk behind him. This leash was Gus’ way of complying with the city’s leash law. Gus was schizophrenic. Medication keeps him functional in the community, but if he is off medication, he has problems, and he is well known to the police.

Ruth opened the door for Blackie and waited a couple of minutes for Gus.

“What are you two up to today?” she asked.

“Blackie thinks he needs to see the Doc,” Gus replied, leaning on his elbows on the counter to catch his breath.

“Come on Blackie,” Ruth says, as she gathers up his leash. “Let’s go get your file.”

Gus always played the role of being a little dense or slow. But, the reality was he was as sharp as a tack. If you wanted to know what was going on in town, all you had to do was ask Gus. He knew everything about everyone and every business. He just had difficulty articulating the facts in a manner that anyone could understand.

Blackie was due for his annual exam, vaccinations and a heartworm test. We would have mailed a card tomorrow. That is how well Gus kept track of things.

Blackie was an excellent patient on the exam table as long as you talked with him and took things slow. If you tried to zip through the exam and stick him with a needle without adequate conversation, he would get a little snappy.

“Gus, I see that Blackie is doing well,” I said. 

“He does okay, you send the bill, gal over at the DQ has a problem,” Gus stammers.

I have found that Gus will carry on 2 or 3 conversations at the same time. Giving snippets of each sentence stitched together in a manner that is almost incomprehensible if you don’t listen very carefully.

“John takes care of it, I think her boyfriend left,” Gus continues. “I will get your sidewalk, maybe she is pregnant.’

Gus kept track of all the drama in town, I never knew how he came up with his information. I think maybe people didn’t pay attention to him, thinking he was never listening.

“I ran a guy off last night, John says Blackie owes some money,” Gus continued.

“Blackie’s bill is fine,” I said. “You don’t worry about Blackie. We will take care of him.”

“They didn’t like me in that jet,” Gus said. “That guy next door doesn’t like me; in Korea, they were mad. I only moved it a little.”

Gus must have been in the Air Force, he often spoke of being in a fighter jet and taxiing it a small distance. I would guess that probably ended his military career. And there were several folks in town which he had altercations with in the past.  Those seemed to stick in his mind and come out once in a while. 

Gus was not allowed in any of the bars in town because if he drank, especially if he forgot his medication, he would become violent and unmanageable. It was not unusual for Gus to require a few weeks in the state hospital in Salem to get straightened out.

John related one trip he made, taking Gus to the state hospital. John said that Gus babbled all the way to Salem and then was real quiet when they were waiting to see the doctor.  John said that they saw a new, young doctor that day. When the doctor was interviewing Gus, Gus was as normal as John had ever seen him. Just when the doctor was getting ready to send Gus back home, Gus snapped back into his incomprehensible babble. John said the doctor’s eyes just popped.

But, for all his problems, Gus did pretty well. His family had provided him a small house. Gus worked every day, sweeping and cleaning up small areas. He got funds, probably SSI, and maybe some state funds from time to time. He swept sidewalks in front of businesses and looked after small things out front, like bums hanging out. I took care of Blackie. The A&W fed him lunch and dinner at times, although he usually had to eat outside. Some of the women in town would clean his house on occasion.

If everyone on public assistance did a fraction of the work that Gus did, communities would be far better off. And that segment of the population would be looked upon with better favor.

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The Thomas Splint

D. E. Larsen, DVM

The heat was stifling, and the room was packed. The air conditioner just couldn’t keep pace.

“I hope he finishes this up a little early,” I say to the guy sitting next to me.

He loosens his tie. “Yes, we all need to get out into some fresh air.”

The speaker, a short, gray-haired orthopedic surgeon who teaches at Ohio State University Veterinary School, starts to field some questions from the audience. 

“If nobody asks anything, we are out of here,” I say to the guy next to me. He ignores the comment but unbuttons the top button on his shirt.

Then comes the first question, then another. “Didn’t these guys listen to the lecture,” I say, more to myself than to the guy next to me.

“They must be his residents, they can’t be wanting to stay in the sweatbox any longer,” says my new friend in the tie. 

Then comes another question, “What about using a Thomas Splint on lower leg fractures?” some guy in the front row asks.

“I went to school over twenty years, and I never sat in the front row one day of all that time,” I say.

The guy looks at me out of the corner of his eye but doesn’t say anything.

“I haven’t used a Thomas Splint in 25 years,” the Professor says. “If you are going to repair a fracture, you should repair it the right way.”

“He is a long way from the real world,” I say to this guy next to me.

“What do you mean by that comment,” the guy says, almost like I said something that upset him.

“I mean, he would starve to death in Sweet Home,” I said. “Everybody doesn’t have $3000 to go to a university for a fracture repair on their dog. What do you suppose happens to those dogs?”

“We can’t take care of the world,” this guy says, tightening his tie.

“We don’t take care of half the dogs in this country,” I said with a stern voice. “It is great to sit here and learn how to repair a fracture with equipment that only a fraction of the clinics in the state can afford. But when push comes to shove, you better be able to apply a Thomas Splint on the dog of the little girl who will heartbroken if her Dad puts her only friend in the world to sleep because he cannot afford a surgical repair.”

“And what do you do when the repair fails?” the guy says as he slips back into his sports coat.

“You can say at least we gave it a shot,” I said. “Then you better go back to school and learn how to do it correctly. I have used Thomas Splints on everything from a 6-week old kitten to a 700-pound cow. I haven’t had a failure. There have been a few legs that healed a little crooked, but functional.”

“Let’s slip out of here, and I’ll buy you a beer while you tell me a couple of cases,” my new friend says.

“Okay, but you have to agree to one thing first,” I said.

“And what do you want me to agree to?” he said.

“You have to take that damn tie off if you are going to buy me a beer,” I said. “We had to wear a tie every day in vet school, I haven’t worn one since. Probably won’t until my daughters get married.”

We were in the back of the room, so getting out the door without disrupting the class was easy. This guy takes his tie off as we head to a little bar in the hallway. 

“This feels better,” he says as we find a table.

I am not sure if he means having his tie off or if he is talking about the cool air in the bar. I finally notice his name tag. He is a speaker and a professor at the University of California at Davis Veterinary School.

“How long have you been at Davis?” I ask while we are waiting for a beer. “I knew a guy who did an internship there.” 

“I have only been there a few years,” he said. “What did your friend think of the internship.”

“He died,” I said.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” he said. “How did that happen?”

“He crashed a small private plane,” I said. “He would have been better off just going to work.”

“You have my interest in your comments on the Thomas Splint,” he said. “Convince me that you know what you are talking about.”

“I will compare two cases,” I said. “They were separated by a few years but are good illustrations. Both tibial fractures that involved about half the length of the bone, shattered in the middle half of the bone. One from a gunshot and the other, we did not know what happened.”

“Did you repair both with a Thomas Splint?” the Professor asked.

“The first case was a large Malamute who belonged to a nurse,” I said. “He was chasing the neighbor’s cows, and the neighbor shot him. Shattered the middle half of the tibia. When I first saw him, I stabilized the fracture site with a pressure wrap and a Thomas Splint.”

“That was probably better initial care than many dogs get in a small clinic,” the Professor said. “Then what happened.”

“The dog was brought in by a friend,” I said. “When the nurse finally got there, and we reviewed the films, she wanted a surgical repair. I said that this repair was way over my head. At that time in Oregon, we had limited options for a referral. There was a surgeon in Eugene, and we sent the case to him. This surgeon, who I knew, was amazed when this 140-pound dog with a shattered tibia walks into his clinic. He repairs it with a plate and bone grafts. They have all sorts of complications and followups, but the bone did finally heal. I don’t remember, maybe I never really knew how much the bill totaled. I think she paid something like $4000. This was in the 1970s, that was a whole lot of money.”

“I have seen similar repairs,” the Professor said. “I would guess your estimate was close. And the problems with getting one of those fractures to heal are many.”

“So, do you want to hear the other case?” I asked as I noticed that my beer was still mostly full.

“It must have been different,” the Professor said.

“The second case was a similar fracture in a Blue Heeler,” I said. “We didn’t know how the fracture occurred. The dog belonged to a girl who worked for me. This girl was a bright, good looking girl, who was in a poor marriage. She was in love with this dog, he was probably her closest friend in the world. She had no money. She cried when we looked at the x-rays. The x-rays were probably identical to the first case, but no bullet.”

“So you don’t have many options at this point,” the Professor said.

“Very much between a rock and a hard place,” I said. “I tell her, I cannot repair this surgically. She says there is no way she can pay for a referral; her husband would kill her, she says. I guess I believed that was probably more true that I wanted to know.”

“So you put this leg in a Thomas Splint,” the Professor said.

“We discussed options rationally,” I said. “She was done crying. I said the best option of sending her for surgery was not an option, so what else can we do. Number one, we can cut the leg off, she will do okay without the leg. This girl agreed, but wanted to hear the other options. Number two, we can put her to sleep. There were more tears now, she didn’t want to talk about doing that. Then number three, we can put the leg in a splint. She thought there is no way this fracture was going heal in a splint. I teach my help well. So I say that when a splint works, it works well. If it doesn’t work, which that is a possibility with a fracture like this, then we can fall back on the amputation.”

“So you put the leg in a Thomas Splint,” the Professor said again.

“Yes, I put the leg in a Thomas Splint,” I said. “I checked the leg weekly, only because she worked for me and it was easy to do. At 8 weeks, the leg was healed. I left it in the splint of another 2 weeks, just for insurance. The leg was straight and functional. The bone was thickened with a lot of callus formation. The girl was ecstatic. I think I charged her only for the expendables which came to far less than $100. The leg healed better that the leg on the Malamute and in much less time and with much less trouble.”

“So you think we should put all these orthopedic surgeons out of business,” the Professor.

“I never said that at all,” I said. “But I think for him to stand up there a say that he hasn’t used a Thomas Splint in 25 years is condescending. The Thomas splint has fixed more fractures in years past, than he ever will. And in veterinary medicine today, there is still a place for it.”

“You make a good point,” the Professor said. “When we came in here, I thought I was going have a lesson to teach you. I apologize, I think it was the other way around.”

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A Bear in the Backyard

D. E. Larsen, DVM

Odie, our Chesapeake Bay Retriever, stepped out the door onto the covered patio. His nose in the air, he sniffed the air. He made a muffled “woof,” he knew the bear was there, he stood watchfully, waiting.

I noticed Odie’s behavior. It was quite different than his usual bold bounce into the yard with a loud bark, announcing his dominance over his domain.

I looked, scanning the tree line of tall firs across the yard. Seeing nothing, I opened the door to speak with Odie. Just then, the hackles on his back stood up. I looked again, and there stood a large black bear at the edge of the trees. 

“Odie!” I said. “Get in here.”

The last thing I needed was to have Odie tangle with a bear. 

Odie came back into the house, and from behind the closed patio door, barked loudly and jumped at the door, banging his nose on the glass.

“Aw, your brave from this side of the glass,” I said.

Odie wagged his tail. I swear he knows every word I say.

Unknown to us, Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife had captured a pair of problem bears who were in the yards of Corvallis area residents. They had planned to transport them to the upper reaches of Quartsville Creek, and release them there. Their plans were squashed with a heavy snowfall overnight. In their view, their only option was to release them onto some timberland on the Eastern edge of Sweet Home. It only took a few days for our bear to establish his territory in our backyard.   

Living near the top of a hill on the Eastern edge of town, we were used the having a wide assortment of wildlife in our backyard. Deer were a constant fixture, along with raccoons, wild turkeys, and an occasional cougar passing through. But a resident bear was cause for both alarm and a change in lifestyle.

Odie could cope fine. And he was a good signal as to how close the bear was to the yard. If Odie was cautious and quiet, the bear was close at hand. If he was loud and boisterous, the bear was off bothering one of the neighbors.

The cats were another story. We kept the cats indoors at all times. The exception was Charlie, our avid hunter, who insisted on being out most of the day and also most of the night. The other exception was the old feral tomcat who had adopted our backyard. He would have nothing to do with the house.

We were able to get along pretty well. The kids stayed inside most of the time. They only had to hear a few stories of people being mauled by a bear to convince them it was essential to give this bear a wide berth. I moved my rifle out from the gun safe and propped it in the corner by the patio door.

“I don’t know what is more dangerous, the bear or your rifle propped in the corner?” Sandy said.

“When I was growing up, there was a rifle and a shotgun in every house I knew,” I said. “Kids knew it was not safe for them to touch a gun. So you just need to have a little lesson for the kids.”

Then, one Saturday afternoon, the neighbor called.

“Dave, this is Herb, can you come over for a minute? The bear is my utility shed.”

Herb lived next door in a modular home. He had a deck on one end of the house, and small storage shed attached to the deck.

I went over to Herb’s, avoiding the shed, I went in the front door. I had no more than arrived when the bear drags a 40-pound bag of dog food out of the shed.

Here is the bear, sitting on the steps leading up to the deck, legs crossed with the bag of dog food between his hind legs. He was scooping dog food out of the bag with his front paws and eating it like someone eating popcorn at the theater. 

“What should we do?” Herb asked.

“In my opinion, my professional opinion, when a wild animal begins to display behavior that is unlike anything wild, it is time to shot him,” I said. “We can’t have him rummaging around inside of sheds and garages. Next time it will be a house. Maybe we should call the state police.”

Herb calls the state police.

“They say not to shot him,” Herb says. “They said to make a loud noise and scare him off.”

“A loud noise, like what my rifle makes?” I asked.

“I have some firecrackers,” Herb says. “An M80 should make a loud enough noise.”

“That should be enough noise to make him jump,” I said.

Herb retrieved an M80 and opened the back door. The bear was still sitting there, eating his dog food popcorn, without a care in the world, utterly oblivious to us. Herb lit the firecracker and tossed it toward the bear. It landed on the deck, only a few inches from the bear’s butt.

“Crack!” The firecracker explodes. In a blink of the eye, that bear was 20 feet up a fir tree located 30 feet from the deck.  Had he came in our direction, he would have been on top of us before we had a chance to move.

After this event, I called the state police game officer, myself. I had spoken with him on other occasions. 

“This is Dr. Larsen,” I said. “I am one of the families up on 50th Avenue who is dealing with this bear in our back yards. He is starting to rummage through sheds and garages. In my professional opinion, I think it is time to shot him before someone walks in on him and gets mauled.”

“I am not going to give you permission to shot him if that is what you are asking,” the officer said.

“I am not asking for permission, I am telling you what I am going to do,” I said. “I am okay with letting a judge decide how valid my professional opinion should be considered.”

“Give me a day or two, and I will have the Fish and Game guys get up there and recapture the bear,” the officer said.

“I will give those days unless I find him inside a building again,” I said.

It took a few days, and they recaptured the bear. The second bear had been causing similar problems over on a hill on the other side of Wiley Creek. They captured him at the same time. I was told that because of the heavy snow still in the high country, they released both bears out in the middle of the valley.

It was only a few weeks later when there was a story in the newspaper. Both bears had moved into Junction City and were causing havoc. The Fish and Game people had to shoot both bears.