
D. E. Larsen, DVM
We were still struggling to find a house in Sweet Home and were living in a very crowded two-bedroom apartment. We did get a phone line with a number that we plan to use at the clinic. It was almost by accident that we received that number in time for it to be included in the phone book, which was set to be released in the fall. In those days, a phone book listing and advertisement was a lifeline for a new business.
My equipment and supplies continued to arrive daily. The most challenging part of that was knowing what I had available to work with. I was trying to keep a low profile, but the word was out that there was a new veterinarian in town. And Stan, at the feed store, was sending as much business my way as he could.
It was shaping up to be another hot July day when the phone rang. Sandy had just picked up the baby, so I was left with the task of answering the call.
“Good morning, this is Dr. Larsen,” I said into the phone. “How can I help you?”
The voice on the other end of the line was that of a young woman.
“Yes, this is Kathy. I live in Lacomb, but Stan at the feed store in Sweet Home suggested I give you a call,” Kathy said. “I have a calf with a watery eye, and my husband won’t be home for several more days. I was hoping you could get a look at it for me.”
“We are still just getting settled in, and I really have not started practicing yet,” I said. “But this sounds like something I could handle. In fact, if it isn’t too bad, it might wait until your husband gets home.”
“If you have the time, I would really rather get it looked at,” Kathy said. “This is our first calf, and my husband is really attached to it already. We are just getting started, and we only have six cows.”
“Okay, I have plenty of time,” I said. “You are the first call this morning. Give me some directions to your place.”
“That is sort of difficult,” Kathy said. “Growing up around here, I know the back roads like the back of my hand, but I don’t think I can give you directions that will get you here without going all the way around on the main road. Why don’t I meet you where the road turns off the highway to Waterloo? Then you can just follow me. I will be in an older yellow pickup, and my ten-year-old son will be with me.”
“That will work fine, I know the spot,” I said. “When do you want to meet me?”
“I will meet you there in thirty minutes,” Kathy said.
The moment I hung up the phone, Sand was ready with her critique.
“You didn’t discuss fees or payment with her,” Sandy said. “And I know you are following her; you didn’t get her address or even her phone number. If she doesn’t show up on time, we won’t even be able to call her back. And you didn’t tell her to have the calf caught. All in all, you will make a poor receptionist.
“Well, I have nothing but time right now,” I said. “My guess is things will work out. And I think we have a girl coming for an interview tomorrow. Even if we are not set up to start working yet.”
“Just so I know if someone else calls, how long will you be gone?” Sandy asked. “Do you even know where Lacomb is from here?”
“If, by chance, the phone rings again, schedule anything in the afternoon,” I said.
Of course, everything Sandy said was spot on. I had coached her well, and her office experience was going to help us survive. I kicked myself for not following my phone policies, but how bad could it be? I was most worried about finding my way home if Kathy couldn’t articulate directions.
I loaded the few things I needed into the back of our station wagon. Things would be better when I get our truck and vet box in a couple of weeks. When I put the rope in the car, I had to untie the cord holding the coils. It was brand new and very stiff. I hope I don’t have to try to use this thing today, I thought.
Kathy was waiting for me when I made the turn towards Waterloo. I tried to memorize every turn as I followed her through a maze of backroads. We pulled into her driveway, and I glanced at the speedometer, almost twenty miles. I had hoped to limit my practice area to a ten-mile radius.
Kathy drove out to a pasture gate. Her son jumped out and opened the gate. We both drove out into the pasture. It looked like a five-acre pasture with cows and a calf standing in the far corner, watching us. There was no corral, so there was no way to get the calf into a smaller area. This wasn’t going to be fun.
“How do you think we are going to catch the calf?” I asked when Kathy got out of the truck.
“He is pretty tame,” Kathy said. “My husband just walks right up to him.”
“That was before a stranger came into their pasture,” I said. “My guess is we are going to have a rodeo. And my rope is brand new and stiff as a board. But I will try walking up to them first.”
I got my rope out and straightened it out. The loop would work if I could drop it over his head, but there was no way I could throw this rope.
We started out toward the small herd in a group. I was surprised that they remained calm as we approached.
“I can pet the calf most of the time,” Kathy’s son said as we got close.
“Okay,” I said. “You go ahead and see if the cows let you pet the calf. Then you come right back to us.”
The boy walked up to the calf and scratched its back. The mother cow had her eye fixed on me. As soon as the boy started back to us, the herd took off for the far corner. If I had a decent rope, I could have caught the calf.
“What are we going to do now?” Kathy asked.
“If we get this close again, I can lasso the calf with no problem,” I said. “The problem is the rope is too stiff. If you don’t mind, I will drag it behind the car and do a few loops around the pasture. Then it should be softened enough to throw.”
We walked back to the car, where I tied the rope to the trailer hitch. Then, I drove to a wide circle in the pasture, away from the cows. After three loops, I checked the rope and deemed it satisfactory to use.
“Okay,” I said to Kathy’s son, “We are going to do the same thing again.”
We approached the herd, and Kathy’s son walked up to pet the calf. The cows took off toward the other corner. This time, I threw a perfect loop and caught the calf. I quickly tied him to a fence post and had Kathy’s son calm him down while I went for the car.
The calf’s left eye was watering enough to have the side of his face a little wet. I looked at it closely, and I could see a grass seed peeking out from under the third eyelid. I called Kathy’s son over to look.
“Look closely,” I said as I held the calf’s head steady. “See the end of that grass seed?”
“Is that little thing causing the problem?” He asked.
“If that was your eye, you would think you had a rock in your eye,” I said.
It only took me a few minutes to apply a few drops os topical anesthesia to the eye and remove the grass seed. The cornea was scratched slightly, but there is no big ulcer yet. I injected antibiotics into the upper eyelid, cleaned the calf’s face, and sprayed it with fly spray. We let the calf go, and he was slow to walk away.
“It looks to me like you should join a 4-H club and take that calf to the fair next year,” I said to the boy. He smiled, but did not respond.
“You made that look easy,” Kathy said. “Did I do the right thing having you look at him?”
“Yes, that eye would have been a mess if you had waited for your husband to get home,” I said. “It will all be healed when he gets home now. But you guys need to come by and talk with me in a few weeks when we are more settled. You need to build a small corral in a corner of this pasture.”
I got home with little problem and found that I would have ample opportunity to learn the back roads over the next few years. The biggest problem was that Kathy provided Stan and the community with a glowing report on my abilities with the lasso.
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It was several years later when I was talking with an older veterinarian at a continuing education meeting at Colorado State University.
“I had a veterinarian tell me the other day that he threw away all his ropes,” I said. “He said his life was much easier since then.”
“Hell,” the old veterinarian said. “If I threw away my rope, I would starve to death.”
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