One Little Screech, From the Archives

D. E. Larsen, DVM

Sandy pulled into our driveway and parked. The kids all piled out of the car and head for the house. Sandy followed with a sack of groceries.

“Mom hit an owl,” Brenda said as soon as she came through the door.

“It just swooped down and ran right into the car,” Dee said with arms out to show the tilt of the wings.

Sandy finally came through the door carrying a bag of groceries which she quickly set on the table. She pulled out a chair and sit down, burying her head in her hands for a moment.

“It was horrible,” Sandy finally said. “It just happened so fast, I couldn’t do anything. This little owl just swooped down into the headlights and ran right into the car. I think it realized its mistake at the last minute. His wings flared, and he sort of turned sideways, and then he disappeared from view under the hood.”

“Did you see him on the road after you hit him?” I asked.

“I didn’t hit him!” Sandy said. “He hit me. And no, I didn’t see him on the road. If you haven’t noticed, it is dark outside.”

“Well, don’t feel so bad about it,” I said. “It wasn’t your fault. It is just one of those things that happen. It would have been dangerous to try to swerve to miss him.”

“I know. I just feel bad about the girls having to see it happen.”

“Maybe I better go check the front of the car,” I said.

I went out, with Amy and Dee in tow, and looked at the front of the car. Sure enough, there was a little owl stuck in the grill.

“Run and get me a flashlight, Amy,” I said as I knelt down to look closer.

This was a little screech owl. He was unconscious, but his heart was beating strong. He had one wing struck through the grill, which seemed to be what was holding him in place. 

Amy returned with the flashlight, and with a better light on the subject, I carefully removed the owl from the grill.

“Is he alive?” Dee asked.

“He is alive,” I said. “Knocked out, but alive. Let’s take him in so I can get a better look at him.”

“But you don’t treat birds,” Amy said.

“For tonight, I am all he has. Tomorrow, if he is still alive, we will take him over to Dr. Britton in Albany. He is the veterinarian who takes care of all the owls and hawks in this area. You guys maybe remember me talking about Dr. Britton just the other day.”

“Oh, yes,” Amy said. “He is the one who stops and checks all the opossums who are killed on the road. He takes the babies in their pouch to feed to the hawks and owls he has in the hospital.”

“That’s the one,” I said. “And Dr. Britton tells me to have people put the injured owl in a box to keep it quiet until they can bring it over to him. So you guys get a box, and I will check this guy over on the dining room table.”

We placed a towel on the table, and I carefully positioned the little owl on the towel with the wing caught in the grill on the upside.  I checked the little owl over and could find no injuries. I extended the wing that caught in the grill. It was okay, no fractures found, and even his flight feathers were undamaged.

“This guy must have put the brakes on pretty hard to escape any major injury,” I said.

“What are we going to do with him?” Sandy asked.

“I am going to give him a dose of dexamethasone and put some eye drops in his eyes. Then we will put him in the box, padded with a couple of towels, and see what morning gives us. If he can’t fly away in the morning, we will take him over to Dr. Britton.”

“Why do you call him a him all the time,” Amy said. “How do you know it is not a girl owl?”

“I don’t know if he is a she,” I said. “When I was taught the English language, I was taught to use the male pronoun when the sex was not known. I just do what Mrs. Starr told me to do.”

“Who is Mrs. Starr?” Brenda asked. 

“She was my English teacher in high school.”

I went out to the truck and got some eye drops and a bottle of dexamethasone. Guessing at the weight, I gave this little owl two-tenths of a cc of dexamethasone and a couple of drops of lubricating eye drops in each eye. Figuring he had to have a pretty good knock on the head, the dexamethasone should relieve any swelling and inflammation. The eye drops were just to protect the surface of his eyes.

We put the box over in the corner, and everyone was instructed to leave it alone. A couple of hours later, the girls wanted to check the owl before going to bed. 

I carefully opened the top of the box and peeked inside. There was the little owl, sitting up and looking at me with bright eyes.

“He’s awake and looks pretty good,” I said.

Of course, everyone had to peek.

“Maybe we should see if he wants to fly away,” I said.

I took the box out and put it down on the driveway. With the box opened, I stepped back. Nothing happened for a moment. I went over to the box and offered my hand for a perch. The little owl jumped on my forearm. When I lifted him clear of the confines of the box, he took off and flew into the night.

Everyone cheered.

“That makes me feel much better,” Sandy said.

The Charcoal Sketch

D. E. Larsen, DVM

The evening breeze felt good as our platoon staggered into the company street and lined up, hoping for a quick order to fall out. It was the start of our third week of basic training, and we had just returned from our trip to the rifle range. 

It had been a long march of nearly four miles and mostly on sand. Everyone was tired, especially the kids who were not conditioned. I looked down at my combat boots. Returning them to the required sheen would take a lot of spit and polish.

The First Sergeant called the company to attention and then bellowed, “Fall out.”

Our DI was quick to hold us in position for a few minutes.

“Make sure you guys shake all the sand out of your clothes and boots before you go into the platoon bay,” the DI said. “It will make cleaning the floor a lot easier. And right after dinner, everyone should clean their rifles. I will be checking them when we wake up in the morning. I will be in the barracks after dinner tonight, just to make sure everyone is set to clean your rifles.”

Finally, we were dismissed. We stomped our boots to dislodge any sand and took turns brushing each other’s back. After getting as clean as possible, I headed into our platoon bay.

The company barracks were relatively new, at least built in the late 1950s or early 1960s. The building had three stories, with large open bays on each end of the upper floors. The bottom had one platoon bay on the east end, the mess hall, and other offices on the west side. As the fifth platoon, we occupied the bay on the first floor. Everything in the bay was painted a pale green.

After dinner, most of the guys were working on their rifles. I started with my boots. I figured I would do my rifle when almost everyone was done with theirs, so there would be less chance of mixing up parts.

I finished the first boot when Sergeant Boles, our DI, entered the bay. He was more casual than I had seen him before.

“Do we have anyone in this group who has any artistic talents?” Sergeant Boles asked.

John, a big, tall blond kid from Montana, stepped forward.

“Actually, I’m a pretty good artist,” John said.

“I’m thinking we need to have a drawing on one of these center pillars to give us something to liven the spirit of things up around here,” Sergeant Boles said. “Maybe draw something done in charcoal.”

“Sure,” John said. “I have done a lot of stuff with charcoal. Maybe not as large as one of these pillars, but I could do it. I might need a little help, depending on your thoughts. Do you want an original work?”

“No, I was thinking about doing the centerfold out of the new Playboy,” Sergeant Boles said as he held open the centerfold.

“You want that life-size, or bigger, done on this pillar?” John asked. “Sure, I can do that. It will be fun.”

John’s bunkmate said he could help, and we all agreed to help with John’s evening chores of working on his uniform, boots, and rifle while he was doing the drawing.

“Okay, I will bring you some charcoal to work with tomorrow,” Sergeant Boles said. “And I will make sure you’re not on any of the duty roosters while you’re working on this drawing.”

So it began. Every evening, John toiled over this charcoal sketch of the centerfold. He almost brought her to life. She stood a striking six feet on the concrete pillar. John was definitely an accomplished artist.

Finally, she was done, with pointy nipples and all. I have to admit, she did lighten the tone in the barracks. 

Sergeant Boles was sincerely impressed, or so it seemed. This was indeed a work of art. He brought all the DIs from the other platoons in to see our lady.

“I am going to have to bring the First Sergeant in to see this work,” Sergeant Boles said.

It wasn’t long, and Sergeant Boles was back with the First Sergeant in tow. The First Sergeant thought it was a great drawing.

“The Old Man (company commander) is going to have to see this,” the First Sergeant said.

Everyone in the platoon was impressed with all the attention the drawing was getting. John was feeling pretty proud.

A couple of days later, the Company Commander came into the bay with the First Sergeant and Sergeant Boles. He expressed surprise and praise at the drawing. 

“What an amazing talent you have, John,” the Company Commander said. “It’s too bad we can’t leave this on the wall.”

Shock waffled over the platoon as the Commander turned and departed the bay.

“I guess we will have to paint over it,” Sergeant Boles said. “I will pick up a little can of paint tomorrow.”

Everyone was upset over the plan. John was almost in tears; he had spent hours doing this drawing, and now we would have to paint over the whole thing.

The following morning was a Saturday. Sergeant Boles dropped off a can of paint and a brush.

“Just pain over the drawing,” Sergeant Boles said. “You should probably paint the entire pillar, just so it matches on all sides. Make sure you don’t get any paint on the floor.”

John insisted that he do the painting himself. He was upset, but he did an excellent job painting the pillar.

On Monday, Sergeant Boles had the First Sergeant back to check on the paint job covering the drawing.

“This looks good,” the First Sergeant said. “But now, this pillar doesn’t match the rest of the bay. I think you guys will have to paint the entire bay.”

Now, the light came on in my mind. It had been a setup from the start. It was a cruel hoax to get us to paint the bay for a reason other than an Army order. But John was the butt of the scam, all sorts of BS in my mind. But the following weekend, we were supplied with paint and supplies, and the entire platoon spent all day Saturday and most of Sunday painting the whole bay.

“Looks great,” Sergeant Boles said. “But I see a couple of spots of paint on the floor. Looks like we will be stripping and waxing the floor next weekend.”

Photo by Playboy, October 1965.

The Pup

 D. E. Larsen, DVM

I slid my chair back from the dinner table. It had been a long day at the clinic, and Sandy, who also got home late, had made tomato soup from the can and toasted cheese sandwiches. It was a quick and easy late dinner but adequate for us at this hour.

The phone rang as I stood up from the table. I looked at Sandy, hoping she would say to let it ring.

With no response from Sandy, I let it ring until it went to message. It was Leon calling about a pup. I picked up the phone.

“Doc, I’m glad I caught you,” Leon said. “I know it’s late, but we have this new little pup. He is six weeks old and got his head shut in a car door this evening. He ain’t looking so good right now, Doc. We were hoping you could get a look at him tonight.”

“I just got up from a late dinner and was heading to my chair, so you caught me just in time,” I said. “How long will it take you to get to the clinic?”

“We can be there in about twenty minutes,” Leon said. “We are living on Whiskey Butte now, but we will hurry.”

“Okay, but drive safe. A few minutes won’t make any difference for the pup,” I said. “I will be there when you get there.”

I hung up the phone and took a deep breath. “No rest for the wicked, I guess,” I said as I looked at Sandy.

“Do you need me to come with you?” Sandy asked.

“Not really,” I said. “If this is a head injury, there is not much to do. I guess it will either be a euthanasia or a big dose of dexamethasone.”

The night air had a bite to it as I unlocked the front door. It was going to be cold tonight. Maybe even the first frost this fall. I turned on the lights, pulled Leon’s file, and looked up to see Leon pull up out front. He must have flown down the hill.

I stepped out the door as Leon opened his car’s back door. Shana was sitting in the back with the pup.

“The door didn’t close on his head, but it banged him pretty hard,” Leon said. “He really wailed. Shana is feeling pretty bad about things right now. He can’t stand up, and his head sort of spins, and then he falls over.”

“This guy doesn’t look like much of a hound,” I said.

“He’s a Mini Aussi and Mini Beagle mix,” Leon said. “We need a regular dog in the house.”

“Let’s bring him in and get a look at him,” I said. “Have you put a name on him yet?”

“Let’s call him Cash,” Leon said. “We had to buy him, and now this, he is consuming his share of cash.”

We tried to lay Cash on the exam table, but he was so messed up neurologically that he would lie still. We ended up doing sort of an exam with Shana holding the pup.

“Do you think we should be talking about putting him to sleep?” Leon asked.

“I don’t think we should do that tonight,” I said. “I think I should give Cash a big dose of steroids, and we can see what morning gives us. He could just have a bad concussion. We can always put him to sleep if he doesn’t improve with medication.”

“Okay, Doc, whatever you think,” Leon said.

“One of my favorite professors in vet school, Dr. Annes, always said that no patient should die without the benefit of steroids.”

“That sounds good to us,” Shana said. “And maybe something for pain.”

I gave the pup a big dose of dexamethasone and tramadol for pain.

“You can leave him here tonight if you want,” I said. “But he will be all alone. It might be better to just take him home and make him comfortable.”

“My guess is he is going to sleep on Shana’s chest tonight,” Leon said.

“Give me a call in the morning, or just drop by. We will be here at eight,” I said.

Leon was on the phone a couple of minutes after I got to the office.

“Pup is doing great this morning, Doc,” Leon said. “I can’t thank you enough, or maybe I should be thanking that Dr. Annes.”

“Sounds good, Leon,” I said. “You want to give him plenty of rest and no vigorous activity for a couple of weeks. It takes some time for these head injuries to heal. If you have time today, drop by the office, and I will have some pills to keep him on for a few days. And Leon, we all stand on a bunch of shoulders. Dr. Annes was one of many who helped me in this business.”

Cash grew up without any residual effects from his head injury. Sometimes, we see seizures following a significant head injury, but Cash is fine. He has the run of the place. And to top that off, he has a big fan group and his own Snapchat following.

Photo by Shana Olson.